Footnotes

footnotes card BIRTHDAY

birthday['berTH,dā] nounan excuse to drink until you forget how old you areBlank inside 4.25" L × 5.5" W Kraft envelope

footnotes card ALCOHOL

alcohol['alke,hôl,-,häl] nounthe buffer between reality and a good night; has been known to make people more attractive and make obviously stupid ideas seem like good senseBlank inside 4...

footnotes card FUCK

fuck[fek] verbcan be used in many ways and is probably the only fucking word that can be put every fucking where still making fucking senseBlank inside 4.25"" L × 5.5"" W Kraft envelope

footnotes card K

k[k] phraseindication that the conversation is overBlank inside 4.25" L × 5.5" W Kraft envelope

footnotes card OH, COOL

oh, cool[ō, koōl] nounI really do not careBlank inside 4.25" L × 5.5" W Kraft envelope

footnotes card NEW BABY

new baby[n(y)oo 'bābē} nounsee you in 18 years!Show your friends and family you're happy for them with a baby card. Celebrate their new bundle of joy and send congratulations to the soon-to-be...