• footnotes card ASKHOLE

    footnotes card ASKHOLE

    $5.25

    askhole[askhōl] nouna person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told themBlank inside 4.25" L × 5.5" W Kraft envelope

  • footnotes card ALCOHOL

    footnotes card ALCOHOL

    $5.25

    alcohol['alke,hôl,-,häl] nounthe buffer between reality and a good night; has been known to make people more attractive and make obviously stupid ideas seem like good senseBlank inside 4.25" L × 5.5" W Kraft envelope

  • footnotes card FUCK

    footnotes card FUCK

    $5.25

    fuck[fek] verbcan be used in many ways and is probably the only fucking word that can be put every fucking where still making fucking senseBlank inside 4.25"" L × 5.5"" W Kraft envelope

  • footnotes card NEW BABY footnotes card NEW BABY

    footnotes card NEW BABY

    $5.25

    new baby[n(y)oo 'bābē} nounsee you in 18 years!Show your friends and family you're happy for them with a baby card. Celebrate their new bundle of joy and send congratulations to the soon-to-be parents.Blank inside 4.25" L × 5.5" W Kraft envelope

  • smudge ABALONE SHELL MEDIUM

    smudge ABALONE SHELL MEDIUM

    $10.00

    Abalone shell is used to burn loose herbs or sage. 4-5" in length. *Please note black marks and black holes are considered normal as they are natural shells from sea, sometimes the black will chip off - All these are not considered defects or nor in any...