footnotes card YOU'RE THE WORST

You're the worst.Never change.Blank inside 4.25" L × 5.5" W Kraft envelope

footnotes card WINE

wine[wīn] nouna hug in a glassBlank inside 4.25" L × 5.5" W Kraft envelope

footnotes card SORRY

sorry['särē,'sôrē] adjectiveI was an assBlank inside 4.25" L × 5.5" W Kraft envelope

footnotes card THANKFUL

thankful['THaNGkfel] adjectivefeeling or expressing gratitude; appreciativeBlank inside 4.25" L × 5.5" W Kraft envelope

footnotes card ASKHOLE

askhole[askhōl] nouna person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told themBlank inside 4.25" L × 5.5" W Kraft envelope

footnotes card ALCOHOL

alcohol['alke,hôl,-,häl] nounthe buffer between reality and a good night; has been known to make people more attractive and make obviously stupid ideas seem like good senseBlank inside 4.25" L × 5.5" W Kraft envelope

footnotes card FUCK

fuck[fek] verbcan be used in many ways and is probably the only fucking word that can be put every fucking where still making fucking senseBlank inside 4.25"" L × 5.5"" W Kraft envelope

footnotes card K

k[k] phraseindication that the conversation is overBlank inside 4.25" L × 5.5" W Kraft envelope

footnotes card OH, COOL

oh, cool[ō, koōl] nounI really do not careBlank inside 4.25" L × 5.5" W Kraft envelope

crooked halo card YOU'LL STILL BE HOT

Hot vs Hot flash... same thing! 4.25 x 5.5 inches foldedGreeting cards come packaged in a resealable cellophane bag with a white envelopeBLANK INSIDE

crooked halo card FUCK IT ALL

Well I am here..4.25 x 5.5 inches foldedGreeting cards come packaged in a resealable cellophane bag with a white envelopeBLANK INSIDE

crooked halo card SHIT TOGETHER

Who has their shit together? I mean really? 4.25 x 5.5 inches foldedGreeting cards come packaged in a resealable cellophane bag with a white envelopeBLANK INSIDE