Greeting Cards

footnotes card ASKHOLE

askhole[askhōl] nouna person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told themBlank inside 4.25" L × 5.5" W Kraft envelope

footnotes card BIRTHDAY

birthday['berTH,dā] nounan excuse to drink until you forget how old you areBlank inside 4.25" L × 5.5" W Kraft envelope

footnotes card FUCK

fuck[fek] verbcan be used in many ways and is probably the only fucking word that can be put every fucking where still making fucking senseBlank inside 4.25"" L × 5.5"" W Kraft envelope

footnotes card K

k[k] phraseindication that the conversation is overBlank inside 4.25" L × 5.5" W Kraft envelope

footnotes card NEW BABY

new baby[n(y)oo 'bābē} nounsee you in 18 years!Show your friends and family you're happy for them with a baby card. Celebrate their new bundle of joy and send congratulations to the soon-to-be...

footnotes card OH, COOL

oh, cool[ō, koōl] nounI really do not careBlank inside 4.25" L × 5.5" W Kraft envelope

footnotes card SORRY

sorry['särē,'sôrē] adjectiveI was an assBlank inside 4.25" L × 5.5" W Kraft envelope

footnotes card THANK YOU

thank you['THaNGk, yoo] nounyou're the best!Blank inside 4.25"" L × 5.5"" W Kraft envelope

footnotes card THANKFUL

thankful['THaNGkfel] adjectivefeeling or expressing gratitude; appreciativeBlank inside 4.25" L × 5.5" W Kraft envelope

footnotes card WINE

wine[wīn] nouna hug in a glassBlank inside 4.25" L × 5.5" W Kraft envelope

footnotes card YOU'RE THE WORST

You're the worst.Never change.Blank inside 4.25" L × 5.5" W Kraft envelope

graphic anthology card BIRTHDAY LET'S DANCE

Let's Dance! This joyful inflatable air dancer birthday card sets the perfect tone for a fun birthday. Three inflatable tube men in yellow, blue, and green dance on the front of this card...